Monday, October 23, 2006

20 Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity

**So I'm not feeling really creative lately...this gave me a really good laugh and I thought it would be a good post for me...kind of picked my brain big time!**

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses On And Point A Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with That.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone Has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds"

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".

8. Don't Use Any Punctuation.

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water Whenever You Go Out To Eat; With A Serious Face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-Through Order Is "To Go."

12. Sing Along At The Opera

13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play Tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking Lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity.......Send This E-mail To Someone To Make Them Smile.

It's Called! Therapy.


Kc said...

I really needed this today in accordance with the prophecy

Corry said...

That was funny, thanks! But now...due to the economy, I will have to let you go, hehe.

God's Grace.

Cinder said...

Kc and Corry ~ I'm glad it brought you a bit of humor! I'm gonna go have lunch and my diet water now ;D !

Blessings to you both from your blogger pal Rock Bottom...

audrey` said...

Hi Cinder number eight strikes a chord thus i am amusing ourselves now thank you so much for the laughter hehe God bless you dear sister

Cinder said...

Audrey ~ You are so very welcome I hope you have a very good week God bless you too dear sister